It's nothing personal, just business

"Many professional women are guilty of multiple fashion faux pas without realizing it, and their lack of judgment can sometimes lead to being passed over for a job or promotion."

According to Forbes.com, apparently women are the only ones who push the limits of appropriate work attire. Note to the ladies who may be reading this, the top fashion offenses in the workplace are as follows:

Cleavage
Too short skirt
See-through clothes
OVER ACCESSORIZING
Bringing beach into the office (by way of strappy sandals and sun dresses)

So girls, while the guy in the cube next to you who just got promoted is wearing a wrinkled, musty polo, faded Dockers he sniff-checked this morning, and white socks with black pants (and NOT in an ode to the late M.J. RIP-way), be sure you are wearing your nude pantyhose and slip with that knee length skirt, so as not to arouse him. He's got work to do. PS: leave the bangles and hair flair at home for "Ladies Get in Free Night" at the club.

Thank you, Forbes and corporate America (er, boner killers), for keeping things lively but chaste for us sluts around the office.