Oh so entertaining! And there are many more where these came from atSleeveface. I'm sure we can expect the coffee table book to be released soon. This site's been around since the '08. Update: book is out, of course.
"Many professional women are guilty of multiple fashion faux pas without realizing it, and their lack of judgment can sometimes lead to being passed over for a job or promotion."
Cleavage Too short skirt See-through clothes OVER ACCESSORIZING Bringing beach into the office (by way of strappy sandals and sun dresses)
So girls, while the guy in the cube next to you who just got promoted is wearing a wrinkled, musty polo, faded Dockers he sniff-checked this morning, and white socks with black pants (and NOT in an ode to the late M.J. RIP-way), be sure you are wearing your nude pantyhose and slip with that knee length skirt, so as not to arouse him. He's got work to do. PS: leave the bangles and hair flair at home for "Ladies Get in Free Night" at the club.
Thank you, Forbes and corporate America (er, boner killers), for keeping things lively but chaste for us sluts around the office.
Three words that can be used to describe the personality traits that many writers possess are artistic, enterprising, and social. These traits are also shared by many people who work as furniture designers, narrators, contestant coordinators, auctioneers, magicians, dance instructors, music teachers and intelligence specialists.
--Great Jobs for English Majors (Third Edition)
These days writing isn't paying the bills. So according to my resources, you may soon be able to catch my act at your local comedy and magic club? Did I read that right? Although, if I were a really good magician I could just make a bag of money appear after I write things.
Today is the birthday of Zelda Fitzgerald, literary bad girl of the Jazz Age, also wife and muse of the F. Scott. Many of F. Scott's books featured passages lifted directly from Zelda's diaries as well as letters she had written to him. Like most creative weirdo couples, the two had a tumultuous relationship--both passionate and detrimental--mostly to Zelda's writing career, which was also sadly affected by her mental illness.
Zelda suffered from schizophrenia and spent the later part of her life in and out of mental hospitals. F. Scott Fitzgerald had first placed her in a hospital in 1936, after she had become violent and delusional. He wrote a friend, "Zelda now claims to be in direct contact with Christ, William the Conqueror, Mary Stuart, Apollo, and all the stock paraphernalia of insane-asylum jokes. … For what she has really suffered, there is never a sober night that I do not pay a stark tribute of an hour to in the darkness."
She died at age 47 after a kitchen fire in the psychiatric hospital spread all over the building. She and other women on the upper floors could not escape because the fire escapes were made of wood and had gone up in flames.
The Ghost Ranch in Abiquiu, New Mexico has long been a well-known retreat for many writers, artists and photographers. It is most famously the home Georgia O'Keeffe kept up until she died in 1986 and whose beautiful desert backdrop became the subject of many of her paintings. PS: She doesn't want you to know about it.
These days, this supposed creative oasis belongs to the Presbyterian Church, who runs an education and retreat center within its walls. Basically, you would have to fork out a few hundred dollars to attend any one of its multiple day courses, which range anywhere from archaeology, paleontology, and geology, to writing, art, hiking and of course, a popular O'Keeffe landscape tour.
I just love New Mexico and Southwest imagery in general, specifically gleaming, sun bleached animal bones, succulents, turquoise, crumbling red rock and hot, pungent adobe, as did one of my all-time favorite writers, D.H. Lawrence. He lived in Taos, New Mexico for many, many years.
So taking "religulosity" into consideration, has anyone ever been to Ghost Ranch? How booming is the voice of God there? I wonder if this is still somewhere non-Presbyterians can enjoy without sermon-tinged God/desert/worship talks? Just curious.
(Images above by John Loengard, Jan West, Robert Luis Chavez, Todd Webb and Arnold Newman)
Italian artist Maurizio Anzeri uses old family photographs as a starting point for his amazingly transformative creative process. The colorful weaving over seemingly quaint images morphs them into eerily intriguing portraits. Something about the eyes peering through makes the people in the photos seem more alive than they would otherwise appear. And the result is just lovely. (The kid ones kinda creep me out, though. I'm not gonna lie.)
My name is George Moore, caring, attractive, romantic, sincere and I am honest, enterprising, faithful and down to earth person. I tend to see the best in people, for better or worse. I am a goal oriented person with a tendency to reach my objectives. One of my goals right now is to find my future love. I can tell a lot about myself, because I can be very different, It depends on my mood:) i saw your profile and i have interest in you,please can you send me your private email address,so that i can send you my picture and also tell you more details about me. I hope you can be trusted and i want to have a relationship for now love grows as we get to know more concerning each other, you can contact me with this my private email address at: _______ write me an email ok and i sincerly await your reply, Please take good care of your self.
Shit- this is just what I needed. Glasser's squeaky howls make the anomaly of this sad-for-me-holiday feel appropriate... all apocalyptic and melancholy.